travel

There are some sentences that I am really proud of. Pt 2.

Travel Blog

I got back on the circuit with the Daily Cal travel Blog, and this is the first of a three part installment. 

Check yo'self.

Zot x2

"What language do they speak in Portugal?"-asks Man U guy.

Zot Zot

Zot-Zot pt III

"Where does Manchester United play?"

– One of my classmates on the way to see Christiano Ronaldo's presentation to Real Madrid. 

Zot-Zot.

And in case you were wondering the correct answer is : Manchester, England. Their stadium is Old Trafford. But just Manchester would have worked.

Zot-Zot pt II

A girl in my class– "Wow, look at the gondola!"

Zot-Zot

Zot-Zot

I have recently found out that the UCI students show their support for their mascot, the anteater (read: shitty mascot), by pinching their two middle fingers together with their thumb, with the pointer and pinkie up in the air (the old NWO wolfpack symbol) and they yell, "Zot-Zot!" 

Zot-Zot. 

Most of my classmates here in Madrid are very smart, but there are some people that make you question the foundation of the American educational system. They are really fucking dumb, like Zot-Zot.

As a result, I have adopted Zot-Zot as a way of pointing out people's dumb actions, quotes, or overall dumbassness. I think it is catching on. 

I plan on using this when I get back. So pick it up now. 

Zot-Zot. 

Idiocy

In class yesterday, our film instructor asked the class which two groups fought in the Spanish Civil war. 

A girl responded, "France!" 

Our teacher then proceeded to question the class, "Do you know what civil war means?"

I am a little dumber because of that moment. 

Zot-Zot