BAM!

Walmart

Alyse just spent an hour laughing to tears at this blog

Just go, you won't be disappointed.

Eating my childhood

I was a fat little kid. Not obese, but fat.

I just didn't miss any meals.

Recently, I have been eating things that are bringing back memories. Two weeks ago when my mom visited, she brought up a bunch of snacks– fruit snacks, fruit rollups and licorice. Yeah, I've been pooping red.

But seriously, the goodies took me back.

Back to the days of Kirk Fogg and Olmec.

I'm off to get some mondo juice or maybe some

An apology

I am a really bad person. It has been so long since I have hit this thing with some new stuff. I'm sorry people who used to frequent my blog.

It's not as though I haven't been writing. I have been, a lot. Columns, advances, recaps, papers, reading responses, everything, except blogging.

But in the heat of paper-season, I will re-dedicate myself to you former visitors.

I promise.

Oh and in case you care enough, twitter.com/joecannonballs

Booyah, suckas.